Take a look at this:
Well, I've done the math and whoever wrote this commercial needs to be shit-canned immediately. Seriously America, this is what our best and brightest writers can come up with?
And let's all be honest with ourselves, young, good-looking and seemingly well off couples do not frequent The Olive Garden. I think this group needs to be replaced with overweight, white trash family celebrating young Crystal's high school graduation. And in reality, Olive Garden customer dialogue has less to do with math and more to do with bitching about how for $7 they expected more than a bland-tasting bowl of wannabe alfredo butter slop. In a world run by Big Ern, the entire Olive Garden ad campaign would consist of:
Well, shit. It's cheap and the breadsticks aren't half bad.